tip numero uno

so im sure you all lose your keys and its frustrating and all. well heres your solution. always put them in the same spot no matter what. its funny.. but that simple rule if folled works 99 percent of the time. this doesnt account for keys that fall out of pockets. this is simply a way to stop your dumbness from prevailing. how do i know? because i used to lose keys all the time. and now i follow this rule. it has changed my life. and im ever grateful for these words of wisdom that my father taught me.